Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I Make It Rain


No unfortunately not "that" way...... I have hit a new mommy milestone this weekend. It's called (ear muffs Miles) leaking............UGH! I was trying to find a dress that I could actually fit into this weekend for L's bachelorette dinner. I was in the dressing getting ready to put my first dress on and then I noticed IT...I was in such shock that I didn't even know what to do! I just stood there as I leaked milk all over the place! I was MORTIFIED and a little pissed, that was a waste of milk. I grabbed my stuff and just ran out of the store and went to the safety of my own house where things like this NEVER happen! Hmmm I wonder what my new mommy milestone will be... I'm scared.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

REALLY....COME ON EMILY......


I guess it is going to be one of those days.... I came to work in my slippers. I am pretty much mortified! Well.... at least my feet are all nice and cozy!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

SQUIRREL!!!


Well... it seems that my family has it's own version of Dug from the movie Up, and his name is Cooper. Yesterday afternoon was such a lovely day so I thought Jack and I would go and sit on the patio while we let the dogs out to do their thing. Boy, were we in for a surprise..... As we were sitting out on the patio enjoying the lovely sunshine, Cooper comes running out of the woods very excited with what he considers a present......a damn SQUIRREL!!!!!!!! I immediately jump up with Jack in my arms and run from Cooper....which of course he considers to be a fun game and runs after me. I start yelling "LEAVE IT, COOPER LEAVE IT." He then tilts his head in confusion...because he thinks he is being an awesome dog and bringing me a present. I run inside and slam the door before he can bring it inside and call Jason and scream on the phone telling him to come home.
Luckily Cooper finally dropped the squirrel ON OUR BACK STEPS and I let the dogs inside. and yes, Mr. Squirrel stayed on the steps until Jason got home to get rid of it. I was going to take a picture to share this awesome experience, but lucky for you it was to dark by then.